班集和笨驢Class and Ass--雙語幽默笑話
Class and Ass
班和笨驢
Professor Laurie of Glasgow put his notice on his door: "Professor Laurie will not meet his classes today."
格拉斯哥的勞里教授在門上貼了這樣一個通知：“勞里教授今天不見他的班級。”
A student, after reading the notice, rubbed out the "c".
一個學生讀了通知后，擦掉了字母“c”(lass：姑娘)。
Later Professor Laurie came along, and entering into the spirit of the joke, rubbed out the "l".
后來勞里教授來了，也想開開玩笑，他擦掉了字母“l”(ass：笨驢)。
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