抄襲Plagiarism--雙語幽默笑話
Plagiarism
抄 襲
A friend of mine who teachs European history at Washington University in St. Louis tell about the time he spotted a plagiarized term paper. He summoned the student to his office. "This isn't your work." he said. "Someone typed it for you straight out of the encyclopedia.
我有個(gè)朋友在圣路易斯的華盛頓大學(xué)教歐洲歷史，他說有一次他發(fā)現(xiàn)了一篇抄襲的學(xué)期論文。他把那個(gè)學(xué)生叫到了辦公室。“這不是你寫的，”他說，“有人幫你從百科全書上原封不動(dòng)地打印了下來。”
"You cann't prove that!" the student sputtered.
“你沒有證據(jù)。”那學(xué)生氣急敗壞地說。
My friend amiled and show him the paper. Circled in red was: "Also see article on communism."
我朋友笑了，他把論文拿給他看。用紅筆圈出來的是：“也可參閱共產(chǎn)主義一文。”
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