喬恩與對象約會-看漫畫學(xué)英語之加菲貓[5]--雙語幽默漫畫
jon:i tried to impress my date with humor tonight.
喬恩： 我想給我的約會對象今晚留下深刻的印象。
garfield:uh-oh
jon:at dinner i stuck carrot in my ears and smeared potatoes all over my face.
喬恩：晚飯的時候，我把胡蘿卜插到了我的耳朵上，搗爛的土豆泥抹了我滿臉。
garfield:then what happened？
加菲貓：接下來發(fā)生了什么了呢？
jon:then she borrowed a quarter and called the police.
喬恩：然后她花了一刻鐘時間把警察叫來了。
garfield:ouch.
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