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我很高興
一個主日學校的教師正在對學生講使別人高興的重要性。“聽著，孩子們，”她說，“你們當中有誰曾讓別人高興過嗎？”
“我，教師，”一個小男孩說，“昨天我就使別人高興過。”
“做得好，是誰呢？”
“我奶奶。”
“好孩子。現在告訴我們，你是怎樣使你奶奶高興的？”
“是這樣的，教師。昨天我去看她，在她那兒呆了三個小時。然后我對她說：'奶奶，我要回家了。'她說：'啊，我很高興。'”
I'm Glad
A Sunday-school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. “Now， children，” she said， “has anyone of you ever made someone else glad？”
“Please， teacher，” said a small boy， “I've make someone glad yesterday.”
Well done. Who was that！“
“My granny.”
“Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad.”
“Please， teacher， I went to see her yesterday， ad stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her， 'Granny， I'm going home.' and she said， 'Well， I'm glad'！”
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