安靜,醫生比你懂得多
A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was
brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing
up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that
he is very ill." "I am afraid that he is
dead."said the doctor,
Hearing this, the man moved his head and said:
"I'm not dead. I'm still alive." "Be quiet, "said
the wife. "the doctor knows better than you!"
一個男人在街上被出租車撞倒送進了醫院.他的妻子站在他的床前對醫生說:"我想他傷得很厲害."醫生說:"我怕他已經死了."聽到醫生的話,這個男人轉動著頭說:"我沒死,我還活著."妻子說:"安靜,醫生比你懂得多."
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