騎自行車的人感到非常抱歉
Once Bernard Shaw was having a walk when some harum-scarum cyclist ran into him and Shaw fell to the ground. The cyclist was very sorry and came off his bike to help Shaw get on his feet. Fortunately Shaw was not hurt. The cyclist apologized to Shaw, but Shaw said, "I’m sorry that you are unlucky. If you had killed me, you would be known all over the world."
一日肖伯納散步時(shí)遇到了他一些冒失鬼大作戰(zhàn)自行車把肖撞倒地。騎自行車的人感到非常抱歉，來到了他的自行車幫助肖把他的腳。幸運(yùn)的是，肖沒有受傷。騎自行車的人道歉，肖，但肖說，“對(duì)不起，你是不幸的。如果你殺了我，你會(huì)聞名世界。”
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