別擔(dān)心我有很多錢。
Hi. This is John. If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.Hi. This is John. If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.
你好。我叫約翰。如果你是電話公司，我已經(jīng)送錢。如果你是我的父母，請(qǐng)給我送錢。如果你是我的財(cái)政援助機(jī)構(gòu)，你借我的錢還不夠。如果你是我的朋友，你欠我的錢。如果你是女的，別擔(dān)心，我有很多money.hi。我叫約翰。如果你是電話公司，我已經(jīng)送錢。如果你是我的父母，請(qǐng)給我送錢。如果你是我的財(cái)政援助機(jī)構(gòu)，你借我的錢還不夠。如果你是我的朋友，你欠我的錢。如果你是女的，別擔(dān)心，我有很多錢。
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