我沒有在聽 英漢雙語笑話
I Wasn't Listening
Mother asked her little daughter who was reading a book. "What are you reading, dear?"
"I don't know." the little girl answered.
"You don't know? But you were reading aloud, so you must know."
"I was reading aloud, mummy, but i wasn't listening," explained the child.
我沒有在聽
女兒在大聲讀書，媽媽問：“親愛的，你在讀什么？”
“我不知道，”小女孩回答說。
“你不知道？你不是在朗讀嗎，你應該知道的，”媽媽說。
女兒解釋說，“我在朗讀，可我沒有在聽啊!”
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