英漢雙語笑話習(xí)題簿

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   Tom is a little boy, and he is only seven years old. Once he goes to a cinema. It is the first time for him to do that. He buys a ticket and goes in. But after two or three minutes he comes out, and buys the second ticket and goes in again. After a few minutes he comes out again and buys the third ticket. Two or three minutes after that he comes out and asks for another ticket. But a girl asks him,“Why do you buy so many tickets? How many friends do you meet?” “No, I have no friends here, but a big woman always stops me at the door and cuts up my ticket.”    湯姆是個小孩，他才7歲。當(dāng)他去電影院的時候。那時他第一次去。他買了張票進(jìn)去了。但沒過兩三分鐘他就出來了，然后買了第二張票又進(jìn)去了。幾分鐘后他又出來買了第三張票。接著兩三分鐘后他又出來買票。一個女的問她，“你為什么要買那么多票啊? 你見到了幾個朋友？" "沒有，我里面沒朋友，但是每當(dāng)我進(jìn)門的時候一位大的女人老把我的票給剪了" 練習(xí)：
   你知道為什么嗎？答案：
   是檢票，不是剪票?。?

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