英漢雙語笑話：Lucky Mother 幸運(yùn)的母親
lucky mother
a young mother believed that it was very wrong to waste any food when there were so many hungry people in the world. one evening, she was giving her small daughterher tea before putting her to bed. first she gave her a slice of fresh brown bread and butter, but the child said that she did not want it like that. she asked for some jam on her bread as well.
her mother looked at her for a few seconds and then said, "when i was a small girl like you, lucy, i was always given either bread and butter, or bread and jam, but never bread with butter and jam.
lucy looked at her mother for a few moments with pity in her eyes and then said to her kindly, "aren't you pleased that you've come to live with us now?"
幸運(yùn)的母親
一位年輕的母親認(rèn)為，世界上還有許多受饑餓的人，浪費(fèi)食物真不應(yīng)該。有天晚上，在安排幼小的女兒睡覺之前，她給女兒喂夜宵。她先給她一片新鮮的黑面包和黃油，但孩子說她不喜歡這樣吃。她還要一些果醬涂在面包上。
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