Boss and I

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　　When I take a long time, I am slow.

　　When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough.

　　When I don't do it, I am lazy.

　　When my boss doesn't do it, he is too busy.

　　When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart.

　　When my boss does the same, that is initiative.

　　When I please my boss, I am ass-kissing.

　　When my boss pleases his boss, he is co-operating.

　　I do good, my boss never remembers.

　　When I do wrong, he never forgets.

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