Spurgeon
More funny stories are told of Spurgeon than perhaps anygreat preacher．Here is a good one． He was called to the telephone by a friend who said：
“Have you read this morning/'s paper？”
“Yes”
“Did you see in it a notice that I was dead？”
“Yes．”
“What do you think of it？”
“Don/'t know，”replied Spurgeon．“What I want to knowis where are you speaking from？”
We do not vouch for the truth of the following， but it is，nevertheless，worth mentioning．When Spurgeon died， a notice was posted on his Tabernacle to this effect：
“Spurgeon set out for Heaven at 7.15．”
A wag added the following：
“Not yet arrived，12 p．m．， anxious．Peter．”
斯波俊
關于斯波俊的趣事也許比其他任何一位大傳教士的都要多。這里講的是其中一個逗人的故事。有一個朋友給他打電話，說：
“你讀了今天早晨的報紙了嗎？”
“讀了。”
“你是不是在布告欄里看到我死亡的消息了？”
“是的。”
“你有何感想？”
“不知道，”斯波俊回答說。“我想知道的是你現在從什么地方給我打電話？”
我們不能確定下面這件事的真實性，但是無論如何，它還是值得一提的。當斯波俊去世的時候，他的教堂貼出了一則告示，內容是：
“斯波俊于7點15分動身去天堂。”
一個好開玩笑的人加上了一句：
“尚未到達，午夜12點，甚感焦慮。
―― 彼得“
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