那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事9：我考了100分

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A tricky girl said, "Mom,I got a one hundred in school today!
一個狡猾的女孩說："媽媽，我今天在學校得了一個100分！"

The mom replied, "Great,SW8etie,tell me about it."
媽媽回答說："太好了，小可愛。跟我說說情況."

The girl reluctantly said,"Well,I got a twenty in math,a thirty in history and a fifty in spelling."
這個女孩不情愿地說："嗯，我數學得了20分，歷史得了30分,拼寫得了50分。

單詞&詞組

rob of搶劫
shrink 收縮：刀．精神病學家；心理學家
charge 收費
sleop on it 把問題留在第二天解決，考慮一下
curs 治愈，解決
sirsn 汽笛，警報器：（救火車等）響著警報器行駛
scream 尖聲喊叫
superstitious 迷信的
report card 成績單
tricky 狡猾的，機警的
rolucantly 不情愿地

知道不知道

13在西方是個不吉祥的數字，希臘神話說，在哈弗拉宴會上共出席了12位天神.宴會當中，一位不速之客——煩惱與吵鬧之神洛基忽然闖來了.這第13位來客的闖入，招致天神寵愛的快樂喜悅之神柏爾特送了性命。柏爾特死了，整個地球都陷入了黑暗和哀傷之中。從那一刻起，數字13便成了不祥之兆。在圣經中也涉及到不吉利數字13，背叛耶穌的傳道者猶大是最后的晚餐中的第13個客人。因此在西方的大廈里通常沒有13層樓或者13號的門牌。有一部著名的科幻電影叫<笫十三層空間>(TheThirteenth Floor)，影片里的那套虛擬系統就在公司的第13層樓，也許編劇意在反諷連這套虛擬系統或許都是根本不存在的。

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