外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹163：慷慨(中英)
An Italian walks into a bar with a bad knee and notices a guy sitting at the end of the bar. He walks to the bartender and asks who it is. The bartender tells him it is Jesus. The Italian orders a drink for himself and Jesus.
一個意大利人一瘸一拐地走進了一個酒吧，他注意到酒吧里的一個人，于是就走到酒吧服務員那里問那個人是誰。酒吧服務員告訴他那個人是耶穌。那個意大利人點了一杯酒，也給耶穌點了一杯。
Next, a mute walks in. He asks if that is Jesus. He then orders a drink for himself and for Jesus.
接著，一個啞巴走了進來。他過去問那個人是否是耶穌。然后他也為自己和耶穌各點了一杯酒。
Finally, a redneck walks in and orders a drink for himself and Jesus. A few minutes later, Jesus gets up and goes to the Italian. He thanks him for his generosity and heals him Jesus walks over to the mute, thanks him, and heals him Then, he walks over to the redneck. The redneck jumps up and shouts, "Don't heal me, I've no disability
最后，一個農民走進來也給自己和耶穌點了酒。過了幾分鐘，耶穌站了起來走到那個意大利人跟前。他感謝了那個意大利人的慷慨并且治愈了他的腿。耶穌又來到了那個啞巴跟前，謝了他之后也治愈了他的殘疾。最后，他走到農民這里。那個農民跳了起來大喊道:“不要治我，我沒有殘疾!”
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