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        今晚可以把你錄音機借我嗎?

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        "May I borrow your record player tonight?" a man asked his neighbor.
        "Sure. Do you want to listen to some music?"

        "No,” he answered. “Tonight I want to have some peace and quiet."

        “今晚可以把你錄音機借我嗎?”一男的問他鄰居。
        “可以啊,你想聽點音樂?”
        “不是啦,”那男的說,“我想今晚過得安寧清靜點兒。”


               

                                

            

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