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        再次介紹老公和老婆的由來

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        Why does a man want to have a WIFE?
        Because…
        W--- Washing
        I--- Ironing
        F--- Food
        E--- Entertainment
        Why does a woman want to have a HUSBAND ?
        Because…
        H---Housing
        U---Understanding
        S---Sharing
        B---Buying
        A---and
        N---Never
        D---Demanding


               

                                

            

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