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        Doctors Joke (43)

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          A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia. The doctor gave him an exam and found nothing physically wrong with him.“Listen,”the doctor said,“if you ever expect to cure your insomnia,you need to stop taking your troubles to bed with you.”

          “It‘s true,”said the patient,“but my wife refuses to sleep alone.”

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