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        Doctors Joke (44)

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          A man goes to his doctor and says“Hi doc,remember me”?

          ‘No,but what can I do for you?“

          “You know doc,I came to you two years ago. You said I had pneumonia,gave me some medicine and advised me to not to have a bath”

          “So?”

          “Well I‘m fine now,thanks. I just wanted to know,can I have a bath now?”

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