你可以跟他們中任何一個(gè)人結(jié)婚
One day a girl brings home her boyfriend and tells her father she wants to marry him. After talking to him for a while, he tells his daughter she can't do it because he's her half brother. The same problem happens again four more times! The girl starts to get pissed off. She goes to her mom and says, "Mom…… What have you been doing all your life? Dad's been going around laying every maiden in the town and now I can't marry any of the five guys I like because they have turned out to be my half brothers!!!"
Her mom replies, "Don't worry darling, you can marry any one of them you want, he isn't really your dad."
一天，一個(gè)女孩把男孩子帶回家見(jiàn)父親，說(shuō)要跟這個(gè)男孩結(jié)婚。她父親跟男孩談了一會(huì)之后，對(duì)她說(shuō)她不能嫁給這個(gè)男孩，因?yàn)槟泻⒏鋵?shí)是同父異母的兄弟。之后，女孩又認(rèn)識(shí)了另外四個(gè)男孩并一一帶回家見(jiàn)父親，請(qǐng)求父親同意他們結(jié)婚，但結(jié)果都是一樣，這些男孩竟然跟她都是同父異母！女孩真的是被氣壞了。她跟母親說(shuō)，“媽，你這一輩子到底是怎么過(guò)的？爸爸在鎮(zhèn)上到處胡搞，現(xiàn)在我都談到第五個(gè)男孩了，但現(xiàn)在一個(gè)都不能嫁，因?yàn)樗麄冏詈蠖际歉乙粋€(gè)爸爸”！
女孩說(shuō)完，她母親回答說(shuō)，“親愛(ài)的，不用擔(dān)心，你可以跟他們中的任何一個(gè)結(jié)婚，你爸爸其實(shí)也，也不是你的親爹”。
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