外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹158：早退(中英)
These two construction workers always noticed that their boss always left early on Fridays. So one asked the other that if the boss left early next Friday if he would want to also. The other man agreed.
兩個建筑工人發現他們的老板總是在周五提前下班。所以，一個工人問另一個，如果下周五老板還早走，他們能不能也早走。另一個人同意了。
Sure enough, when Friday came，the boss left early. Therefore，the two men left also. The one offered the other to join him down at the bar, but he decided to just head on home. When he arrived home，he heard a noise from upstairs. When he reached the top of the stairs, he noticed that the noise was coming from the bedroom. He opened the door and saw his boss sleeping with his wife, so he quietly closed the door and headed back down the stairs and out the front door.
不出所料，周五的時候老板又提前走了，因此他們兩個也走了。一個工人邀請另一個去酒吧，但是另一個決定要直接回家。當他到家以后聽到有聲音從樓上傳來。他走到樓上時發現聲音是從臥室傳出來的。他打開臥室的門看見他的老板和他的妻子在一起，所以他輕輕的關上門，然后下樓沖出了大門。
He made his way down to the bar to see if his friend was still there and he was. His friend asked，"I thought you were headed home.”The man replied，"I did，but this is the last time I ever leave work early again.” His friend asked, “Why's that?" The man replied, "The boss almost caught me.”
他來到了酒吧，看到了他的朋友還在那里。他的朋友問他:“我以為你直接回家了。”那個男人回答:“我是回家了，但是這是我最后一次早退，我再也不那么做了。”他的朋友問:“為什么?”那個男人回答:“老板差一點抓住我。”
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