爆笑英語幽默笑話精114：Knowledge Pills知識藥片（英漢雙語笑話）
114. Knowledge Pills
114.知識藥片
A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form.
在一個較為高級的人類社會中，已經能夠l多基礎知識融入藥片中。
A student，needing some learning，goes to the pharmacy and asks what kind of knowledge pills is available. The pharmacist says，“Here's a pill for English literature.”The student takes the pill and swallows it and has new knowledge about English literature!
一個需要些知識的學生到藥房詢問是否有某些知識的藥片。藥劑師說:“這兒是一片英國文學藥片。”那學生吞下了藥片，于是就擁有了英國文學的知識。
"What else do you haves "asks the student.
“你還有什么別的嗎?”學生問。
"Well，I have pills for art history，biology，and world history.”replies the pharmacist.
“當然，還有藝術史、生物和世界歷史的，”藥劑師回答。
The student asks for these，and swallows them and has new knowledge about those subjects.
那學生要了這些藥片，吞下后又擁有了有關這些學科的新知識。
The student asks，“Do you have a pill for math?”
接著那學生問:“有數學藥片嗎?”
The pharmacist says,"Wait just a moment"，and goes back into the storeroom and brings back a whopper of a pill and plunks it on the counter.
藥劑師說:“稍等片刻”，便回倉庫拿來了一片特大的藥片扔在拒臺上。
“I have to take that huge pill for math?”inquires the student.
“我要吃這么大一塊數學藥片嗎?”學生問。
The pharmacist replied，"Well，you know-math always was a little hard to swallow.”
藥劑師答道:“這個嘛，你知道的—數學總沒那么容易生吞活咽。”
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