我知道我可以指望你了
Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office.
"Boss," he says, "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff."
"We're short-handed, Smith" the boss replies. "I can't give you the day off.""Thanks, boss," says Smith "I knew I could count on you!"
史密斯去見他的主管。“老板，”他說，“我們明天做一些很重的家務，我妻子需要我幫忙清潔閣樓和車庫，搬搬東西。”“我們人手不足，史密斯，”老板回答。”我不能給你一天假。”“謝謝，老板，”史密斯說，“我知道我可以指望你了！”
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