一天一個女孩把她的男朋友帶回家
One day a girl brings home her boyfriend and tells her father she wants to marry him. After talking to him for a while, he tells his daughter she can't do it because he's her half brother. The same problem happens again four more times! The girl starts to get pissed off.
She goes to her mom and says, "Mom... What have you been doing all your life? Dad's been going around laying every maiden in the town and now I can't marry any of the five guys I like because they have turned out to be my half brothers!!!"
Her mom replies, "Don't worry darling, you can marry any one of them you want, he isn't really your dad."
一天一個女孩把她的男朋友帶回家，告訴她父親，她想嫁給他。經過一番交談，他告訴女兒她不能這樣做，因為他是她的哥哥。同樣的問題又發生了四次！女孩開始懷疑了。她跟母親說，“媽…你一直在做什么生活？爸爸已經去了城里，現在我不能嫁給五個中任何的一個我喜歡的人因為他們都是我的兄弟！！！”她的媽媽回答說，“親愛的寶貝不要擔心，你可以跟他們中任何一個你想要的，他不是你的父親。”
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