英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：Filling a form 填表（中英雙語）
26.Filling a form
26.填表
Two drifters were so broke that，against their principies，they went to an employment office，looking for work."What shall I put here where it says 'Experience' ?" Joe whispered.
兩位流浪漢已到了窮困潦倒的境地，他們只好打破了常規(guī)，來到了招工辦公室找工作。
"Try road labor or farm,"said Pete.
“在關于‘經歷’這一欄里，我填寫什么呢?”喬小聲地問。
Joe grimaced and printed painstakingly, his tongue sticking out of the corner of his mouth.”Pete,"he hissed,"how d'ya spell0 farm?"
“你寫修路工或干農活吧！”彼特說。
With the superior attitude of an educated man，his friend replied,"E一I一E一I一0.”
喬滿臉愁容地在那里吃力地寫著，最后他把舌頭伸出嘴角不好意思地問:“彼特，怎么拼農場這個字?”
帶著一種似乎是受過教育的高傲態(tài)度，他的朋友回答說:"E一I一E一I一Oe"
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