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        英語笑話:欠揍的理發(fā)師

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        Being rather bald,I have long been used to comforting myself on a visit to the hairdresser with the opening gambit,“Grass doesn’t grow on a busy street.”

        However,I was not prepared for the response of one barber,“We always say there’s no sense in putting a roof on an empty barn.”

        每次去美發(fā)中心的時(shí)候,我總是以一句自我安慰的話,來提及我那近乎禿頂?shù)哪X袋,“繁華的馬路不會(huì)長(zhǎng)草。”

        沒想到,有位理發(fā)師這樣應(yīng)了我一句:“我們是認(rèn)為,荒蕪的土地就不需要有屋頂。”
          
          ——摘自《新新英語——英語其實(shí)很有趣》

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