英語幽默精讀【127】Easy or Not
Pulling alongside our drive-up bank window, a woman was not happy with her position. So she backed up and pulled closer. Still not satisfied, she backed away and tried again. After five attempts, she finally parked the car and rolled down her window. I greeted her with a simple "Good morning".
"Good morning," she replied cheerfully. "I'm going to have to use this drive-up all the time. It's so easy!"
※ Notes
（1） alongside adv.沿著；靠著
（2） drive-up n.驅車直達處
（3） back up 退后
※ Exercises
根據短文選擇正確答案：
① The woman was_____ .
A. at a railway station
B. at a supermarket
C at a bank
D. at a hotel
② What did the woman want to do?
A. to practise driving a car.
B. to pull the car closer to the bank window.
C. to see what was happening in the bank.
D. to park free.
③ How many times did she try?
A. three times
B. four times
C. five times
D. six times
④ When did the story happen?
A. at night
B. in the morning
C. during lunch time
D. in the afternoon
⑤ What did the woman think of the drive up?
A. She thought it was very easy.
B. She thought it was really difficult.
C. She thought it would make people lazy.
D. She thought it would cause people to become fat.
※ 譯文
方便與否
一位婦女把車沿著我們銀行的驅車直達窗口開過來，可她并不滿意于她停的位置。因此她倒車，靠得更近點。還是不滿意，倒車，再來。五次努力后，終于她把車停下來，搖下車窗。我簡單地問候她一聲“早上好”。
“早上好，”她愉快地回答說，“以后我都要使用這種驅車直達窗口。真是如此的方便。”
※ 練習參考答案
①C②B③C④B⑤A
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