用沉重的聲音說出他們的名字
Three men, a doctor, an accountant and a lawyer are dead and they appear in front of St Peter.
St Peter tells them that they have to answer one question in order to get to Heaven. He looks at the doctor and asks, "There was a movie that was made about a ship that sank after hitting an iceberg, what was its name?" The doctor answers, "The Titanic" and he is sent through.
He then looks at the accountant and say, "How many people died in that ship?" Fortunately the accountant had just watched the movie and he answers, "1 500!".
St Peter sends him through and then finally turns to the lawyer and commands, in a very heavy voice, "Name them!".
三個男人，一個醫生，一個會計和一個律師都死了，他們來到了圣彼德面前。圣彼德告訴他們，他們必須回答一個問題才能上天堂。他看著醫生問道，“有一部電影說的是一艘船撞擊冰山后沉沒，它的名字是什么？”醫生回答，“泰坦尼克號”，他過關了。然后他看著會計說，“船上有多少人遇難？”會計很走運，他剛看過這部電影，回答，“1 500！”。圣彼德最后他轉向律師，用沉重的聲音，“說出他們的名字！”。
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