英語笑話：為什么新郎穿黑衣服
那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事
At a wedding, a little boy asked his mother, "Mommy, why does the girl wear white ? " She answered, "The bnde wears white because this is the happiest day of her life." The boy thought about this and said, "Why is the groom wearing black ? "
在一場婚禮上，一個小男孩問他的母親：”媽媽，為什么那女孩穿白衣服？“這位母親回答道：”新娘穿白衣服，是因為今天是她最快樂的一天。”這個男孩想了想然后說：那為什么新郎穿黑衣服。“
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