接著走吧
Seth Smith was reckoned the laziest man in town． Sotired had the authorities become of contributing to his supportthat they decided to consign him to a living tomb． Accordinglyhe was prepared for burial． The hearse was an old ramshacklecountry wagon．
As the strange cortege moved along some old residentasked，"Who is it？"
"Why，Seth Smith， who is too lazy to get anything to liveon， so we are going to bury him alive．"
"I'll give him a bushel of corn，" said one．"And I will，"said another．
Slowly raising his head， Seth asked："Is the corn shelled，neighbor？"
"No，you must do that yourself．"
Gently replacing his head， he said：" Drive on， boys，drive on．"
接著走吧
塞思·史密斯被公認(rèn)為鎮(zhèn)上頭號懶人。長官們實在懶得 再供養(yǎng)他，便決定把他送進(jìn)一個天然墳?zāi)估锶ァＳ谑撬粶?zhǔn)備著去埋葬，靈車是一輛搖搖晃晃的鄉(xiāng)下舊馬車。
正當(dāng)這列奇怪的送葬隊伍在行進(jìn)時，一些老街坊問道：“這是誰啊？”
“唉，塞思·史密斯，他懶得沒法活了，我們這就去把他活埋。”
“我來給他一蒲式耳谷子吧，”一個人說。“我也給，”另一個說。
塞思慢慢抬起頭來問道：“谷子脫粒了嗎，街坊？”
“沒有，你得自己來。”
他緩緩把頭放回原處說：“接著走吧，孩子們，接著走吧。”
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