悶騷狗與腹黑貓的爆笑生活日記－中英雙語
excerpts from a dog's diary....
摘自一只狗的生活日記……
8:00 am - dog food! my favourite thing!
上午8點-狗糧！我的最愛！
9:30 am - a car ride! my favourite thing!
上午9點30分-兜風(fēng)！我的最愛！
9:40 am - a walk in the park! my favourite thing!
上午9點40分-公園遛我！我的最愛！
10:30 am - got rubbed and petted! my favourite thing!
上午10點30分-被主人撫摸和寵愛！我的最愛！
12:00 pm - lunch! my favourite thing!
中午12點-午飯！我的最愛！
1:00 pm - played in the yard! my favourite thing!
中午1點-在院子里玩耍！我的最愛！
3:00 pm - wagged my tail! my favourite thing!
下午3點-搖搖我的小尾！我的最愛！
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