第1401期英語笑話：A New Employee
A New Employee
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Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director's office.
一個年輕人在被雇用幾個星期后，被叫到人事經理的辦公室。
What is the meaning of this? the director asked. When you applied for the job, you told us you had five years' experience. Now we discover this is the first job you ever held.
這是什么意思？經理問，當你申請這份工作時，你告訴我們有五年工作經驗，現在我們發現這其實是你的第一份工作。
Well, the young man said, in your advertisement you said you wanted somebody with imagination.
嗯，年輕人回答，你們的廣告上說需要找一個有想象力的人嘛。
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