圣誕節(jié)英語笑話：萬能的圣誕老人并非啥都知道（中英對照）
As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap, Santa asked the usual, "And what would you like for Christmas?"
一個女孩爬到圣誕老人的膝蓋上，圣誕老人例行公事的問：“今年圣誕節(jié)你想要什么呢？”
The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped: "Didn't you get my E-mail?"
孩子瞪大眼睛驚訝的望著圣誕老人一分鐘都沒講話，然后喘著氣說到：“你沒收到我的電子郵件嗎？（我想要什么都寫上面了，萬能的圣誕老人咋能不知道捏）”
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