圣誕老人的真實職業 Santa's True Profession：圣誕節英語小笑話
Do You Know Santa's True Profession???
圣誕老人的真實職業是什么？
Consider the following:
考慮以下幾點
1. You never actually see Santa, only his "assistants."
1. 你其實從來沒見過圣誕老人，你看見的都是他得助手（他得助手真的好多，除了過圣誕節的所有父母外，還有職業“圣誕老人”）
2. Santa keeps his job until he decides to retire.
2. 圣誕老人不想退休，就可以一直當他的圣誕老人。
3. Santa doesn't really do the work; he directs a bunch of helpers to do all his work for him, but he's the one who everybody credits with the work.
3. 圣誕老人不會做實事，他都是指揮一堆幫手幫他做完所有的事情，但是事情做得好還是不好，功績和責任都算圣誕老人的。
4. Santa doesn't work a 40-hour week.
4. 圣誕老人實行的可不是朝九晚五雙休制，。
5. Santa travels a lot.
5. 圣誕老人經常旅行
Santa is obviously a senior faculty member with tenure!
圣誕老人顯然是一個高級職員（please, 這世界上還有比他的工作更好的工作嗎？）
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