每日一笑：(7.24)
Teacher: What's your favourite state,Tommy?
Tommy: Mississippi.
Teacher: Then spell it.
Tommy: I changed my mind. I like Ohio much better.
密西西比和俄亥俄
老師：湯米，你最喜歡哪個州？
湯米：密西西比。
老師：那么，把它拼寫出來。
湯米：我改變主意了。我還是比較喜歡俄亥俄州的。
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