英語幽默笑話30秒Unit17：Why為什么(雙語)
A cemetery grounds keeper was going about his rounds when he saw a man lying on a grave,
“位墓園管理員在巡視的時候，看見一名男子躺在墳墓上，
sobbing loudly and pounding his fits on the ground,
大聲哭泣，并且用他的拳頭重重地敲打地面．他悲痛地說：
"Why did you have to die?Oh,why?Why?Why?"he lamented.
"你為什么一定要死？哦，為什么？為什么？為什么？”
"A loved one's passing is a terrible lose."the grounds keeper offered in consolation,
墓園管理員安慰他說“心愛的人死去是個很難受的損失，
"but someday,the pain will pass."
但是終有一天，傷痛會過去的。”
"Love one?" the weeping man said ,looking up.
這位哭泣的男子抬起頭看著他說：“心愛的人？
" I didn't even know the guy."
我根本不認識這個人。…
"Then why all the tears? "
"那為什么要痛哭流涕呢？…"
"He was my wife's first husband!"
"他是我老婆的笫一任老公呀！”
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