英語幽默笑話30秒Unit18：The job interview工作中的面試(雙語)
Reaching the end of a job interview ,
到了工作面試的最后部分，
the personnel recruitment officer asken a young engineer fresh out of Cambridge,
人事招聘主管問一位剛從劍橋 橋畢業的年輕工程師：
" And what starting salary were you looking for?"
“你想要起薪多少呢 ？”
The engineer said,"In the neighborhood of $140,000 a year,depending on the benefits package ."
工程師說 ：“太約一年十四萬左右吧，要視整體福利而定。”
The interviewer said,"Well ,what would you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation,
面試主管說：“嗯，五個禮拜的假期，
14 paid holidays,full medical and dental,
十四天帶薪假，全額補助醫療和看牙科，
company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary ,
百分之五十薪資的公司相對退休基金，
and a company car leased every 2 years ,say,a red sports Mercedes? "
每兩年公司租用配車，比如說，紅色的奔馳跑車，你覺得怎幺樣呀？”
The engineer sat up straight and said ,
工程師挺直坐著說：
"Wow!Are you kidding?"
“哇！你在開玩笑吧？”
And the interviewer replied,"Yeah,but you started it."
面試主管回答說 ：“對呀。不過是你起頭的呀。”
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