英語(yǔ)幽默笑話30秒U(xiǎn)nit19：Never work again決不放棄(雙語(yǔ))
A government employee found and old brass lamp in a filing cabinet.
有一位政府機(jī)關(guān)員工在檔案柜里面發(fā)現(xiàn)一盞老舊的銅制油燈。
When he dusted it off,a genie appeared and granted him three wishes.
當(dāng)他把它的灰塵除去的時(shí)候。有一個(gè)精靈出現(xiàn)了 ，并且同意他三個(gè)愿望。
"I'd love an ice-cold beer right now,"
他告訴精靈 “我現(xiàn)在馬上就要一瓶冰啤酒 。”
he told the genie .Poof! A beer appeared .
砰！一瓶啤酒出現(xiàn)了。
Next the man said," I wish to be on an island,surrounded by becautiful and willing woman."
這個(gè)人接著說(shuō)：“我想要到一個(gè)島上， 被甘心樂(lè)意的美女圍繞著。”
Poof!He was on an island with gorgeous woman fawning all over him.
砰！他到了一個(gè)島上，被美女糾纏著對(duì)他獻(xiàn)殷勤。
Oh,this is the life,the guy thought.
這家伙想著啊，這才是生活呀。
"I wish I never had to work again."
“我希望我永遠(yuǎn)都不必再工作。”
And poof! He was back at his desk in the government office!
砰！他回到他在政府機(jī)關(guān)的 辦公桌前。
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