第1386期英語幽默小笑話：Quick Cleanup 快速清掃（雙語）
你有沒有過這樣的經歷呢？突然接到電話說有客人來，于是，你把所有的東西都扔進柜子里，家里一分鐘變得很干凈整齊，不過有一對父子在掃浴室都能用得上，不過他們只是把東西扔進浴缸，然后拉上簾子。。。
Quick Cleanup 快速清掃
Unexpected guests were on the way, and my mother, an impeccable housekeeper, rushed around straightening up. She put my father and brother to work cleaning the guest bathroom. Later, when she went to inspect it, she was surprised that the once-cluttered room had been tidied up so quickly. Then she saw the note on the closed shower curtains. It read "Thank you for not looking in the bathtub."
不速之客就在路上，我媽媽，一個完美的家庭主婦，正忙里忙外地整理。她分配給我爸和我哥哥的任務是打掃供客人使用的浴室。一會兒之后，當她去檢查的時候，她吃驚了，曾經一度雜亂的房間瞬間就被打掃干凈了。接著她看到浴簾上有一張紙條，紙條上寫著：“謝謝你沒往浴缸里看。”
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