爆笑！一句話暴露你的英語水平，英語老師已哭暈在廁所
一句話顯示你的英語水平，給這些大神跪了，瞬間Big（逼格）高大上，英語老師要哭暈在廁所！笑死寶寶了。
“原來如此”的英文不是soga嗎？
出國住旅館有老鼠，打電話給前臺：You know Tom and Jerry? Yes Jerry is here.
士可殺不可辱英語怎么說？You can kill me ,But you can't fuck me
發射用英語怎么說？ biu~
Can you speak chinese?
別人說wow，第一反應是接 fantastic baby！
假如你目擊一場車禍，用英語描述：One car come，One car come too，Two car peng peng ，One car die
你媽飛了：Your mother biu biu biu 你媽炸了：Your mother is boom sha ka la ka 你媽暈了：Your mother duang
What are you弄啥嘞？
boy的復數形式不是gay嗎
Are You Kidding? 你是凱丁嗎？ No，I'm Serious.不，我是塞爾瑞斯
You share rose get fun 魚香肉絲蓋飯
How old are you 的意思是怎么老是你
無愛不歡的英語是 No papa, No haha
學了這么多年的英語，還不如這幾句裝逼，不服不行！
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