初學(xué)者愛(ài)上英語(yǔ)幽默小笑話52：《生活大爆炸》04（中英）
Leonard is preparing for his date, a little nervous.
倫納德在為他的約會(huì)作準(zhǔn)備，有些緊張。
Leonard: How do I look?
倫納德:我看起來(lái)怎么樣？
Sheldon: Could you be more specific?
謝爾登:你能更具體些嗎？
Leonard: Can you tell I'm perspiring a little?
倫納德:你能看出我在冒汗嗎？
Sheldon: No. The dark crescent-shaped patterns under your arms conceal it nicely.What time is your date?
倫納德:不能。你腋下深色的新月狀圖案將其隱藏得很好。你幾點(diǎn)約會(huì)？
Leonard: 6:30.
倫納德:6點(diǎn)半。
Sheldon: Perfect. That gives you two hours and 15 minutes for that dense molecular cloud of aromas to dissipate.
謝爾登:太好了。那你還有2小時(shí)15分鐘，讓那片稠密的人造纖維分子云消散。
Leonard: Is it too much?
倫納德:汗很多嗎？
Sheldon: Not if you're a rugby team.
謝爾登:如果你是橄欖球隊(duì)員就不算多。
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