初學者愛上英語幽默小笑話50：《生活大爆炸》02（中英）
Sheldon is trying to persuade Penny to stop crying.
謝爾登勸說彭妮不要哭泣。
Sheldon: Why are you crying?
謝爾登:你為什么哭?
Penny: Because I' m stupid!
彭妮:因為我太笨了!
Sheldon: That's no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.
謝爾登:那也沒有理由哭啊，人因為傷心才哭。比如說我哭是因為其他人都太蠢讓我感到悲傷。
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