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• Divorced Barbie

  　　Ralph was driving home one evening when he suddenly realizes that it's his.daughter's birthday and he hasn't bought her a present. He drives to the mall， runs to the toy store and says to the s...

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• Guns Buried in The Garden

  An old man lived alone in Northern Ireland.His only son was in prison.The old man wanted to plant some potatoes in his garden,but he didn't known anyone who would help him plow up the garden. He w...

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• 接著走吧

  Drive On Seth Smith was reckoned the laziest man in town． Sotired had the authorities become of contributing to his supportthat they decided to consign him to a living tomb． Accordinglyhe was prepared...

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• 每日一笑(12.15)

  The Looney Bin 瘋?cè)嗽? Late one night at the insane asylum ,one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!"Another one said, "How do you know?"The first inmate said, "God told me!...

  2018-11-18 英語笑話

• 今晚再睡著時(shí)穿上它們吧

  There was a wife who told her husband, "Last night I dreamed you bought me a mink coat（貂皮大衣） and a diamond ring."The husband put down his newspaper and said, "Fine! Tonigh...

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• Musician Joke(9)

  　　The choir had just come out of rehearsal.“Am I to assume that you do a lot of singing at home？”Mr. Harris asked a fellow choir member，David Grey.“Yes，I sing a lot. I use my voice just to kill...

  2019-01-02 英語笑話

• Question / Answer Jokes(49)

  　　Q. What did Snow white say when her photos didn‘t come back from the photo store？　　A.“Some day my prints will come！”更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事，請(qǐng)繼續(xù)關(guān)注 英語作文大...

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• 浪費(fèi)時(shí)間節(jié)約糧食-英漢英漢雙語笑話

  waste or save浪費(fèi)還是節(jié)約father: oh, jack, you have slept away the whole morning. don't you know you are wasting time?父親：噢，杰克，你又睡了一上午。難道你不知道你這是在浪費(fèi)時(shí)間嗎？jack: yes, dad. b...

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• 英語笑話：遲到了

  導(dǎo)語：笑話讓人快樂^_^中西方人的笑點(diǎn)不一樣，也許你覺得捧腹大笑的笑話，老外也許還納悶中：“很好笑嗎？”老外笑的掉淚的笑話，我們也許覺得“好冷”。歸根到底就是中西文化的不同，所以呢，看笑話也能學(xué)到知識(shí)喲(*^__^*)...

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• Statistical one-liners

  　　A new government 10 year survey cost $3，000，000，000 revealed that 3/4 of the people in America make up 75% of the population.　　According to recent surveys， 51% of the people are in the majority....

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