Guns Buried in The Garden

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An old man lived alone in Northern Ireland.His only son was in prison.The old man wanted to plant some potatoes in his garden,but he didn't known anyone who would help him plow up the garden. He wrote to his son about it ,and received this reply,"For HEAVENS SAKE,don't dig up that garden,that's where I buried the GUNS！" At 4AM the next morning,a dozen British soldiers showed up and dug up the entire garden,but didn't find any guns. Confused,the man wrote to his son telling him what happened and asking him what to do next. His son's reply was ："Just plant your potatoes."

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