英語幽默笑話大全時尚生活篇先鋒運動10：高爾夫球(雙語閱讀)
第三部分 先鋒運動
Unit 10 Golf 高爾夫球
英語幽默笑話大全時尚生活篇10：高爾夫球(雙語閱讀)
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
只顧工作不玩耍，聰明孩子也變傻。
(演講節選)
Resign Speech by Jordan
喬丹退職演講
I am here to announce despair my retirement from the game of bas-ketball. It won't be another announcement to baseball or anything to that nature. I think that everyone has their own reasons. There's been a lot of speculations in terms of why.I'm pretty sure I'll get to that point once you guys get an opportunity to ask questions.
我在此宣布我退出籃壇的決定。這個聲明不表示我要轉行打棒球或者做任何這類事情。每個人都有自己的想法。已經有很多人在猜測原因。我確信，當你們有人提問時，我會談到這點。
But I want to say thank you to both of the gentlemen here，Mr.Stern and Mr. Rheinstorf,for presenting me with the opportunity to play the game of basketball and certainly to give me an opportunity to come to Chicago and meet my beautiful wife and build a family here. I want to say thanks to both of those gentlemen and to all the fans in Chicago for allowing me to come here and they've adopted me to one of theirs.
我要感謝這里的兩位先生—斯特恩先生和萊恩斯托夫先生。因為他們給了我打籃球的機會，給予我機會來到芝加哥，遇到我美麗的妻子并在此建立了家庭。我要感謝這兩位先生和芝加哥所有的球迷—他們已經接納我成為他們中的一員。
I will be in Chicago for my career hopefully，and for the rest of my life. My wife won't allow me to move nowhere else. So I will be in Chica-go , and I will support Chicago teams.
為了我的事業，我會留在芝加哥，我希望在此度過余生。我的妻子絕不會允許我搬家。所以我會留在芝加哥，我會支持芝加哥的球隊。
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