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The other day I was talking to my six-year-old son，Mack. I was getting after him about his behavior. I said to him，“Mack do you know the difference between right and wrong”？He looked perplexed，so I followed“you know，like good and bad”。To this he replied，“ya，like 1-800 and 1-900”。
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