A drunk orders himself a beer
A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk. he staggers up to the bar， seats himself on a stool， and with a belch， asks the bartender for a drink.
The bartender politely informs the man that it appears that he has already had plenty to drink――he could not be served additional liquor at this bar but could get a cab called for him.
The drunk is briefly surprised then softly scoffs， grumbles， climbs down off the bar stool， and staggers out the front door.
A few minutes later， the same drunk stumbles in the side door of the bar. He wobbles up to the bar and hollers for a drink. The bartender comes over， and still politely――but more firmly refuses service to the man due to his inebriation. Again， the bartender offers to call a cab for him.
The drunk looks at the bartender for a moment angrily， curses， and shows himself out the side door， all the while grumbling and shaking his head.
A few minutes later， the same drunk bursts in through the back door of the bar. He plops himself up on a bar stool， gathers his wits， and belligerently orders a drink.
The bartender comes over and emphatically reminds the man that he is clearly drunk， will be served no drinks， and either a cab or the police will be called immediately.
The surprised drunk looks at the bartender and in hopeless anguish， cries “Man！ How many bars do you work at？”
更多 英語(yǔ)笑話、英語(yǔ)小笑話、英文笑話、英語(yǔ)幽默小故事，請(qǐng)繼續(xù)關(guān)注 英語(yǔ)作文大全
幽默 笑話本文地址：http://www.autochemexpert.com/writing/humor/43715.html
相關(guān)文章
-
汽車震動(dòng)的另一個(gè)好處-英漢英漢雙語(yǔ)笑話
the advantage of noise噪音的優(yōu)點(diǎn) wherever i drove my old car over 55 miles per hour ,it vibrated terribly, so i decided to sell it. my first customer wanted to buy the car, and i battled with...
2018-10-30 英語(yǔ)笑話 -
美女的頭腦是用來工作的
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early. "Hey, girls," says the brunette, "let's go home earl...
2018-11-26 英語(yǔ)笑話 -
趣味圖片英語(yǔ)笑話：date 約會(huì)（雙語(yǔ)）
give me 50 bucks,or i'll tell my mom you showed me your penis...給我50元，否則我告訴媽媽你給我看了你的“小弟弟”the reason why you shouldn't date single moms這就是你不應(yīng)該與單身媽媽約會(huì)的原因更...
2018-11-02 英語(yǔ)笑話 -
Computer Joke(37)
The Yankees have a monopoly game. The Mets have a monopoly game. Microsoft has a monopoly，no game but a lesson for us all.更多 英語(yǔ)笑話、英語(yǔ)小笑話、英文笑話、英語(yǔ)幽默小故事，請(qǐng)繼續(xù)關(guān)注 英語(yǔ)作文...
2018-12-29 英語(yǔ)笑話 -
英漢雙語(yǔ)笑話習(xí)題簿11.3.30
Wife:You see.According to te statistics on the paper,80% of those who have died of liver cancer have drunk alcohol. Husband:It/'s okey. To my investigation,all Thespeopleeat...
2018-11-23 英語(yǔ)笑話 -
雙語(yǔ) 笑話：超強(qiáng)暴中式英文改錯(cuò)
昨天來了個(gè)老外，進(jìn)到辦公室，前臺(tái)小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戲，面帶微笑的： 前臺(tái)小姐：“hello.” 老外：“hi.” 前臺(tái)小姐：“you have what thing？” 老外：“can you speak english？”...
2018-11-25 英語(yǔ)笑話 -
Family Joke(42)
A little boy was doing his homework one evening and turned to his father and said，“Dad，where would I find the Andes？ “Don‘t ask me，”said the father.“Ask your mother. She puts everything aw...
2018-12-29 英語(yǔ)笑話
