英漢雙語(yǔ)笑話習(xí)題簿11.3.30
Wife:You see.According to te statistics on the paper,80% of those who have died of liver cancer have drunk alcohol.
Husband:It/'s okey. To my investigation,all Thespeopleeat meals.
妻子:你看這張報(bào)紙,據(jù)統(tǒng)計(jì),死于肝癌的人80%都是喝酒的.
丈夫:那有什么?據(jù)我調(diào)查,死予肝癌的人100%都吃飯的. 問(wèn)題：遇到這樣的回答你是什么表情？回答：哈哈很無(wú)語(yǔ)
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