隨機應變的說謊者--雙語幽默笑話
stranger: catch any fish?
陌生人：釣到魚了嗎？
fisherman: did i! i took forty out of this stream this morning.
釣魚者：我是誰？一早晨我就在這條小溪釣到了40多條魚呢。
stranger: know who i am? i'm the game warden.
陌生人：你知道我是誰嗎？我是這里的漁獵執行官。
fisherman: know who i am? i'm the biggest liar in the state.
釣魚者：那你知道我是誰嗎？我是全國最大的說謊者。
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