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        這醫(yī)生急忙抓住溫度計(jì)

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        A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his ear. He goes into a staff meeting to discuss the days activities, when a co-worker asks why he has a thermometer behind his ear. In a wild motion he grabs for the thermometer, looks at it and exclaims, "Damn, some asshole has my pen!"

          一位大夫正在忙著看病。耳朵上夾著一個(gè)直腸溫度計(jì),大夫走進(jìn)了醫(yī)生辦公室以便討論當(dāng)天的活動(dòng)。這時(shí),一個(gè)同事問他為什么把溫度計(jì)夾在耳朵上。這醫(yī)生急忙抓住溫度計(jì),看了看說,“見鬼,我把鋼筆插入病人的肛門里了。”

             

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