知行哈哈糖英語笑話之校園篇 別著急
知行哈哈糖英語笑話之校園篇
04：No rush 別著急
AS Student in the college of veterinary medicine at Texas A & M University, we frequently treated the farm animals at the state prison.
我在德克薩斯A&M大學獸醫藥學系學習的時候，同學們經常把動物帶到州監獄里去治療。
While awkwardly performing a medical procedure on an unruly horse, a classmate said to the prisoner who was holding the animal, "Sorry I'm taking so long." "No problem," the prisoner replied, "I'm doing seven years.
有一次我們笨手笨腳的給一匹烈馬做完檢查，我同學對一直按著這匹馬的犯人說：“真是不好意思，我用了這么長時間?！薄皼]關系，”他回答說，“我已經作了七年這種事了。”
【詞匯講解】
AS Student in the college 大學時代
veterinary medicine 獸醫
state prison 州立監獄
awkwardly 笨拙的
performing a medical procedure 昨完檢查
unruly horse 烈馬
No problem 沒關系
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